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Wed, 28 Oct 2009



INVOL RER DUE TO OVERSOLD LX40

    I'm not sure where to start this story. I could tell you how I've been flying around the world on a business trip, or I could tell you what I think about Swiss Air business class. Instead I'm left thinking I should mention carbon. You see, I was sitting in first class on a Swiss Air flight to New York City yesterday, and I was surrounded by tree. Big centimeter thick panels of it are all over the place. When other airlines are doing things like using lighter foam for seat cushions or asking passengers to go potty before boarding to reduce the weight of their aircraft (and therefore carbon emissions), Swiss has chosen to find a forest and cut it down to put in their brand new plane. This forest will be flying around for a couple of decades I would think.

    Sure, its only in first class (business class gets veneer), and I'm a bastard for being in first class at all. There's a story to that too though. I booked an ultra cheap around the world business ticket through Swiss Air. It was in fact cheaper than the same flights in economy with Qantas. This is despite the fact that two of the business class segments are in fact on Qantas. That's how I ended up in first class -- I was going between London Heathrow and San Francisco, but Swiss had oversold the Zurich to LA flight. So, I'm bumped to first class via NYC, which added about six hours to my total travel time yesterday.

    Being bumped wasn't all bad. I've never been in first class before, and it was very nice. I might have chocolate poisoning of some form. I also got to "experience" American Airlines business class from New York to LA, in a plane which is possibly older than me. In fact, its entirely possible this plane predates flight. The seat pitch was nice, except that my chair kept involuntarily reclining. I didn't mind too much, as I hadn't slept in about 24 hours at that point, so I nodded off. Before I nodded off, I was also forced to decide that it was in fact the chick from Gilmore Girls (the one who plays Lorelai) two rows in front of me. She dropped her bag at one point in the airport, and I am excited to report that she watched a DVD during the flight. Citizen journalism at its finest.

    I wouldn't normally mention the actress in the front of the plane, especially after TechCrunch taught me that no one gives a crap about what's happening to me (or in fact you) in real time. However, this being a stream of consciousness blog post written at 8am in LA airport while killing time for yet another flight, I think I am justified. Oh, and I also don't care if you give a crap.

    I have more to complain about. Take for example the Swiss Air business class flight that I've just taken from Narita near Tokyo to Heathrow, via Zurich. Its clear why the ticket was cheap. Swiss business class simply isn't up to the standard of Qantas'. The seats don't lie flat (when you try to sleep you slide down to the end of the footrest in a little mound), the on demand entertainment system works, but appears to have some sort of image resizing error (everything is pixelated), and the cabin service is terribly slow. Lunch has just taken about two hours to serve. It took two hours in first class as well, but that's because they were trying to shove five courses into me.

    The cabin fit out on that business class flight was the same standard as Qantas had before they went to their new lie flat configuration. To put that in perspective, that conversion was done at least ten years ago. I think the standard of the equipment being used might also explain why only half of the seats are taken in business class, where Qantas would be running at capacity. This was clearly one of the older Swiss aircraft, but even the brand new one with the forest in it had a business class which wasn't up to the same standard as Qantas.

    I can't complain too much though -- it still beats the pants of Qantas economy, and the flight did give me a chance to discover what I believe might be the most boring television program ever made. Its called "Swiss Railway Journeys", and I heartily don't recommend it. Unless you deeply care about the age of each wheel on the train.

    One last thing. While the Swiss Air staff were all much older than I am used to on other airlines, I think that's because of the vagaries of the youth of today. Each of these staff could speak four languages fluently, and would begin the conversation when you first boarded with a little protocol handshake where they said hello in all four languages and waited to see which one you replied in. Once they had you figured out, they would use the correct language from then on. Modern youth are too busy twittering to learn one language, let alone every language ever used. Oh, and if you know four words of German, don't use them at the start of a Swiss flight. You'll be stuck for the rest of the journey conveying your desires through interpretive dance.

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Mon, 17 Aug 2009



Don't use Jetbus Sydney if you want to catch your flight

    I had to take a flight a few weeks ago, and I thought I'd do the financially (and environmentally) sensible thing and use an airport shuttle service. Especially because the airport train in Sydney is so expensive and slow. I found Jetbus online, and paid with PayPal. The first time I used them they were just fine, but the second time was extremely frustrating. So frustrating that I wont be using their service again, as I value actually getting on my plane.

    Interestingly, Jetbus' Sydney office is across the road from my pickup location, so how badly can it go?

    I had a 4pm booking. I arrived at the pickup location 15 minutes early. The bus drove past me at the speed limit approximately on time. It did not slow down or stop. I rang the dispatch number to inform them of the error. The bus drove past about 10 minutes later, again without slowing down or stopping. I rang again. The bus didn't reappear. In total, I rang dispatch 5 times in an attempt to be collected. After the bus was 45 minutes late, I took a taxi to the airport instead, which cost $47, and arrived with only 15 minutes to spare.

    The only part of this whole thing which makes me happy? This is the first time I have had to use PayPal's dispute resolution system as I am not a big PayPal user. It was pain free, and gave me the outcome I wanted. That's interesting given that I hear so many bad things from other PayPal users.

    Tags for this post: travel(S) australia(S) sydney(S)

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Tue, 30 Jun 2009



The Wild Palms Hotel

    When leaving the US, I stayed in the Wild Palms Hotel. I selected it for three reasons: I'd stayed there before; it is part of the Joie De Vivre chain which I have had good experiences with before; and it was very cheap on Expedia ($77 compared to an average rate in the area of about $150). I learnt some interesting things I thought I'd share:

    • The hotel is ok, just make sure you get an upstairs room. I was woken by mating elephants at 5am two days running because the floors are so thin. Be the mating elephant, not the victim of it! Once I moved to an upstairs room this probably went away.
    • The executive rooms aren't worth it. I got moved into one of these because of the noise problems. Its advantages was it was away form the road, had a bathrobe (really), and a LCD TV. I don't watch TV much, so the extra cost if I was paying isn't worth it.
    • The cleaning service kept "short sheeting" the bed. By short sheeting I mean pulled the sheets up to make the top of the bed look impressive, but leaving the bottom couple of inches of the mattress uncovered. Lots of hotels do this, and I find it crazily annoying.
    • The air conditioner was insanely loud. It was 38 when I was staying there, and every time the air conditioner kicked in I would be woken up by it.
    • Its a lot further south than I realized. It took about 20 minutes to get to work if you took El Camino. Depending on traffic its probably much faster to go all the way to the 101 and then take that. The Lawrence Expressway looks like the best way to get to the 101 from the hotel.


    So, overall this hotel was "ok", apart from some minor annoyances. I'll keep staying there so long as they're cheap. If they're not running a special, then you're much better off staying further north.

    Tags for this post: travel(S) usa(S) california(S) sunnyvale(S)

posted at: 14:25 | path: /travel/usa/california/sunnyvale | permanent link to this entry


Tue, 19 Aug 2008



Hotel Max

    When I was looking for a hotel to stay at for SIGCOMM 2008, I had trouble finding one in downtown Seattle which wasn't insanely expensive. In the end I picked Hotel Max because it was only moderately expensive, instead of insane like the Grant Hyatt. The hotel is interesting because apparently it was quite run down until a few years ago when it was done up. Now every room has its own unique art, and the halls and lobby are filled with different bits of art as well. Very hip.

    The room itself is quite small by American standards, which means its about the same size as the room that I stayed in while staying in London a few years ago. The shower and bathroom are literally cupboards off a corridor, but the bed is a full size queen. I'm not surprised about that given the yelp.com reviews.

    Given all I do in hotels is sleep and work on my laptop, I like this place. If I had the kids with me I would go insane however. Also be careful to get a room that faces Stewart Street. Mine faces an alley and I can hear the binging noise from the streetcar until about 10pm, and the air conditioning plant from the building next door for a while after that. I still slept ok though, so I guess people turned all that stuff off at some point during the night.

    Update: I was wrong. The binging isn't the street car, its instead the beeping thingie that all underground carparks seem to have here to warn pedestrians that there is a car about to enter the sidewalk. Its very annoying.

    Tags for this post: travel(S) usa(S) washington(S) seattle(S)

posted at: 16:25 | path: /travel/usa/washington/seattle | permanent link to this entry


Tue, 20 May 2008



Coke cans are a weird shape in Japan



    I give you the can bottle, which is clearly the best shape for a coke can, ever.

    Update: I noticed the image was broken on this post, so I found another.

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posted at: 19:45 | path: /travel/japan | permanent link to this entry


Shibuya, Tokyo

    Panos (a dude I work with) and I got to Tokyo ok last night. The flight left SFO at about 1pm and got into Narita airport at about 4pm. By the time we'd done immigration and collected our bags we only had about a ten minute wait for the limousine bus to the hotel.

    We're staying in Shibuya, which seems to be a bit of a shopping district. We managed to do the pointing a menu food ordering thing for dinner last night, and then I went to bed.

    Initial impressions of Tokyo:

    • Its very clean and amazingly well organised. People naturally line up, and customer service is much better than it is in the US.
    • Its not as crowded as I expected.
    • English is very common, but don't expect people on the streets to actually speak it.


    Tags for this post: travel(S) japan(S)

posted at: 19:27 | path: /travel/japan | permanent link to this entry


Sun, 18 May 2008



Tokyo tomorrow

    Tomorrow I'm jumping on a JAL flight to Tokyo. I will be in Tokyo for a week, mostly for work meetings. I'm hoping to fit some sightseeing in on the weekend. Let me know if you have any recommendations.

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posted at: 16:17 | path: /travel/japan | permanent link to this entry


Sat, 26 Jan 2008



In Australia, alive

    So, after a somewhat traumatic 30 hour journey from America, I am now in Australia happy and well. I'm surprised by how not-jetlagged I feel, which is nice as well. Qantas in Melbourne were actually much better than Qantas in LAX about the missing bag. They were friendly, sympathetic, efficient and gave me $100 AUD cash to buy new clothes. So, I'm here and I'm alive.

    Tags for this post: travel(S) australia(S)

posted at: 14:01 | path: /travel/australia | permanent link to this entry


Thu, 03 Jan 2008



More nuclear bunkers

    Its clear from my past posts that I am interested in cold war bunkers.

    I just watched "Lost Worlds: US Nuclear Bunkers". That's re-ignited my interest in US nuclear bunkers (as well as cold war history in general). I like the idea of the Lorton Bunker (under a correctional facility 20 miles form Washington DC, and abandoned in only 2001), and I've talked about the Greenbrier bunker before.

    It's a pity its four hours drive from Arlington, VA:


    View Larger Map

    The Greenbrier was secret for 30 years, and kept constantly stocked will all the supplies needed for three weeks of sealed living for 1,100 people. Finally it was leaked by one article in the Washington Post. After the article, the site had to be decommissioned.

    Next, they talked about the Palm Beach Florida bunker built for JFK. Tours of that bunker are cheap too -- only $10 each. This bunker is only a decontamination shower, and a single room, but I guess you wouldn't complain if you'd just been nuked.

    Finally, there is Cheyenne Mountainwhich used to offer tours, but apparently doesn't any more.

    Tags for this post: travel(S) usa(S) virginia(S)

posted at: 20:29 | path: /travel/usa/virginia | permanent link to this entry


Thu, 27 Dec 2007



Mental note: don't become a US permanent resident just in case

    To quote from this blog post (its a bit odd that its a PDF, but whatever):

    ... the new expatriate regime (Exit Tax Provision) requires expatriates to recognise gain on their assets, and imposes a new tax on gifts and bequests by expatriates to Americans, This new provision (styled Section 877A) is an addition to (and not a replacement of) the current expatriation tax rules of Section 877. Under the Exit Tax Provision, certain individuals who renounce their U.S. citizenship or U.S. long-term residents who relinquish their U.S. residence status (collectively covered expatriates) must recognise gain, or otherwise be taxed, on all their assets on the date they expatriate. In addition, gifts or bequests they make to U.S. citizens or residents after expatriation will be subject to tax at onerous estate/gift tax rates.


    In other words, if you're a US resident and you leave the US permanently, then they deem all of your world wide assets sold, and then tax you on the gain. This includes retirement funds, as well as savings. Congress is proposing this as a way of funding tax relief for serving members of the US military.

    Its not law yet, but still something I should pay attention to.

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posted at: 10:20 | path: /travel/usa | permanent link to this entry


Mon, 19 Nov 2007



Boston

    I must say that I like Boston. It feels a lot like Sydney, and I hope that Boston is the city that Sydney is in another 200 years. Boston has plenty of history (it seems that America happened here, and the rest of the continent came along for the ride), isn't too built up (not all sky scrapers), has great public transport, and friendly people. Its too cold though -- it snowed a little on my walk to the office this morning.

    Tags for this post: travel(S) usa(S) massachusetts(S) boston(S)

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Sun, 18 Nov 2007



Boston

    I am forever glad to be away from Dallas, which seemed to have few redeeming features (although perhaps that's because I was staying in the worst hotel I have stayed in in the US). I'm now in Boston, where the Kimpton is very nice. It has a hilarious leopard skin print theme, but apart from that is very nice. The meat loaf for dinner last night was fantastic.

    I have an idle day today, so the plan is to catch the metro to Boston Common, and then walk the freedom trail. I wonder if I'll be freer at the end. I should try to remember to take a tea bag as well, and ceremonially throw it in the harbour. Then I can honestly say that I've tea bagged for America.

    Tags for this post: travel(S) usa(S) massachusetts(S) boston(S)

posted at: 06:41 | path: /travel/usa/massachusetts/boston | permanent link to this entry


Sun, 11 Nov 2007



Arrived in Dallas

    I arrived in Dallas yesterday. This part of the trip is to attend LISA 2007, spend some time on the Google booth, and present a poster about the initial research in my new-improved-previous-topic-abandoned PhD. I'm staying in the same hotel as the conference, the Grand Hyatt.

    Staying at the Grand Hyatt has led me to make a conclusion -- people mistake expensive for up-scale. I look at the hotel, and its pretty lame: parking is $18 a day, internet is $10 a day, printing is $1 a page, and all the food options are expensive. I can only assume that either they're not interested in business travellers, or that they're hoping people will confuse being gouged for being upper class.

    Oh, and the room is noisy and poorly laid out. I much preferred The Hampton Inn I stayed at in Atlanta to be honest. Now there was a hotel that understood business travellers.

    Tags for this post: travel(S) usa(S) texas(S) dallas(S)

posted at: 07:46 | path: /travel/usa/texas/dallas | permanent link to this entry


Mon, 05 Nov 2007



Random travel tip: DFW / Dallas Fort Worth

    If you're flying through DFW and have a layover, then this random advice based on my experience yesterday might help. The airport is huge, but bits of it were built at different times. The D gates were much nicer (and had a better selection of food places) than the A gates. I assume that means that the E gates are even nicer. So -- don't go to your gate too early if its in an older terminal.

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posted at: 05:49 | path: /travel/usa/texas/dfw | permanent link to this entry


Sun, 21 Oct 2007



Arrived at Disney World!

    We';re here at Disney World (at the All stars movie resort if that matters). I don't really have any comments yet, apart from it talking way longer than we thought to drive from Boca Raton to Disney World. Florida seems to be composed mainly of strip malls, gated communities, freeways, and toll booths. More to report once I have something to say.

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posted at: 16:16 | path: /travel/usa/florida | permanent link to this entry


Sat, 20 Oct 2007



A busy couple of days

    Andrew had his school walkathon yesterday -- the five year old and I did 16 laps of the school oval before we gave up. The timing was unfortunate, given that we woke yup at 4am today and flew to Florida. Initial impressions: Miami traffic is congested, Navman GPSs don't work well in Florida, its insanely warm and humid here (even for winter), and I am tried. That is all.

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posted at: 19:35 | path: /travel/usa/florida | permanent link to this entry


Sun, 30 Sep 2007



Noisy neighbours at Central Park in Mountain View

    Its 5am my time, and I've been awake since 3am. Not from choice though -- its the downstairs neighbours waking us up yet again. They're shift workers you see, and must either sleep with construction hearing protection on, or be deaf. Either way, they seem to think its ok to stand outside our apartment at shout at each other at 2am, or slam doors at all hours, or listen to music so loud it vibrates stuff in our apartment basically all night.

    We've asked them nicely to turn it down (we used to get on quite well with them at first). We've asked the complex to please do something. We even rung the complex security folk when its happening, and asked for some peace. Its really done nothing to help -- they perhaps turn the music down for 30 minutes until security leaves, and then turn it right back on again.

    So, we've run out of ideas, apart from ending the lease early (which will cost an unknown amount of money), and moving somewhere else. We're so serious about doing that that I have started looking around Craigslist already.

    Perhaps the floor between apartments is too thin, because the bathroom fans this neighbour leaves on for literally days at a time also vibrates things in the apartment, but either way I think Central Park has pretty much failed to provide us with a livable apartment. We don't want a lot, just some peace after 10pm like the complex rules say we should get.

    Grumpy.

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Sat, 09 Jun 2007



How do you spot the Australian kids in an American playground?

    They're the ones wearing hats.

    Despite it being noon, the various American kids at the playground all lacked sun protection. In fact, they pretty much all lacked practical clothing, it was all way too dressy. Americans don't seem to have figured out skin cancer at all in fact, every weekend there are bikini clad young ladies sunning themselves around the pool, the schools don't require kids to wear sun protection, and it's pretty common to see outside workers not wearing any sun protection either. How odd.

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Wed, 09 May 2007



On Virgin Atlantic premium economy

    Welcome to Mikal's badly organised travel tips. On the trip to Dublin I flew Virgin Atlantic premium economy. That's kind of like anyone else's business class, given the classes on Virgin are economy, premium economy, and upper class. It's much cheaper than anyone else's business class fare to Heathrow though. I thought that premium economy was pretty good... The seats are old and both of the ones I sat in were subtly broken, but the seat spacing is excellent, the seat is wider than normal, and reclines just that little extra.

    The extra money was worth it given I got off the plane and walked straight into a meeting in Dublin, and on the return flight I got a heap of work done. Premium economy even offers power for laptops, although my corporate-issue iGo doesn't work with the new Lenovo x60, and Virgin didn't have a tip for the x60 in their collection. That's a pretty common compliant with the newer Intel Core2 laptops though -- they draw too much power for older universal power supplies. I got around the power problem with two "eight hour" batteries for the x60. The quotes are because I actually get more like four or five hours off these batteries rather than the claimed eight hours.

    (Oh, by the way, the x60 rocks. Small. Light. Insanely fast with it's dual processors. I sent some time running a script which did a lot of processing and IO though, and the machine got too hot to sit on my lap!)

    I've now flown premium economy on the upper and lower deck of the 747, and the upper deck is clearly better. On the top deck you get a deck shared only with premium and upper class (Virgin's first class), a reading station with newspapers and magazines, a slightly quieter ride, and you don't have people walking past to economy making snob comments. On the down side, you do end up with a much smaller overhead bin. Basically no one's bag fitted in it. There is a big coat locker though, so it's not like your bag is far away.

    If you have a window seat, then you also get a small vertical locker next to you, which is a nice place to put your laptop and ipod during takeoff and landing.

    On the lower deck you get all the economy people walking past, and in fact they seem to wander into the premium section of the plane during the flight. Often they would just stand there looking at me work, which was a bit rude. You also share a bathroom with the rest of the economy cabin, unlike upstairs. That leads to congestion. Worst of all, the premium section is on either side of the forward galley. That means constant staff movement next to you, light, and noise. Luckily for me I was flying while trying to stay awake, I would have found this really annoying otherwise.

    You do get a big overhead bin though.

    So, premium economy good, although the seats could do with some basic maintenance. I'd pick it over standard economy any day.

    Other random notes: Virgin staff are nice, there is video on demand in all seats (which means of the airlines I have flown Qantas, New Zealand and Virgin have this -- unlike United). In fact, Virgin was really good all round.

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Dublin trip

    I occasionally wonder to myself why I don't blog more these days, and I think the answer is that I'm not convinced that other people would be interested in what happens to me from day to day. For example, when writing the books, all that is really involved is a massive amount of time in front of a computer. The finished product is cool, but the process of producing it is actually quite boring.

    (Although I feel that I will one day write up my universal theory of project management... The short summary is something like: "project management is about removing obstacles to delivery of the project -- not deadlines, hassling, gantt charts, or general futzing". Or something like that.) The Dublin trip is similar. I had a good time, although am very tired. I flew Virgin Atlantic premium economy from San Francisco to Heathrow, and then BMI to Dublin. Virgin is great, BMI suck even more than I could have imagined. For example -- they advertise that they have the best on time record of any LHR flying airline, but they were late every time on my trip. Oh, and one of the planes had a power generation engine which didn't work, so we had to deplane in the dark. Oh, and no food. So much suck.

    (Oh, and who knew that the EU had instituted US style 3 ounce / 100 millilitre zip lock bag policies? I didn't.)

    BMI also seem to have a policy of hiring midgets as flight attendants. They were all young women of about five foot tall. I guess that's convenient in a short aircraft, but where does one find a large stock of midgets to hire from?

    The hotel in Dublin was fantastic. It's called the Berkeley Court, and there is no point in saying much more about it because it's being torn down to build office buildings and apartments. How crap. I can't imagine owning one of the lovely Victorian terraces across the street either during or after the construction of yet another identical looking office building.

    Dublin seems to be all about economic growth at the moment. There are plenty of identical looking office buildings around -- some of them even built on top of sites of historical artifacts like Viking settlements. Apparently they didn't even stop to dig up the old things before concreting over them.

    I liked Dublin though.

    It was also odd to see Sinn Fein posters all over the place. I find the transition from the political wing of the IRA to being a main stream political party to be quite strange. (That sentence used to be more harsh, but I edited it down).

    Another odd thing was to discover the stereotypes are true (to a certain extent). There are plenty of drunk folk on the streets on weekends from about lunch onwards.

    I got lots of tourist stuff done in Dublin, but didn't see much of the countryside. Perhaps next time. I did see the National Museum (bog people!), the Chester Beattie National Library (ancient religious texts!), Dublin Castle (Sinead O'Conner in concert preparations!), Malahide Castle, the south wall, and other stuff I don't remember at the moment.

    So there you go. I figure no one finds these posts interesting, so I will continue to write them solely when it amuses me.

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