Because there are fewer and fewer of us, I must help keep our lineage alive. I am looking for someone to help me do this. I need a woman (obviously) who is willing to raise a child with me in the method of Unix. Our child will be introduced to computers at a young age, and will be setting emacs mode before any other child can even read. I earn a sufficient income to support a family in modest comfort. Other than the fact our child will be bright, text-based and sarcastic, we will otherwise be a normal family. We will even go to Disney World and see Mickey Mouse.

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I am currently transporting a bounty that has been frozen in carbonite with a device you created. I have been told to direct any questions or comments I might have your way.

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• An article on the use of deliberately introduced infections to treat tumours.
• How about a research who uses evolution to improve his FGPA code? In the end, he can't even fully explain why the circuit works, but it does...
• Freezing hamsters and then reanimating them!
• How about a fellow who can't remember anything since he was 15?

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• Some Australian teachers are perceived as sucking by their students
• The students rate them on line, thus exercising free speech
• The teachers can't face a life of people knowing that other people think they suck
• Teacher's federation proposes some crazy firewall scheme

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@article{1132027,
 author = {David Moore and Colleen Shannon and Douglas J. Brown and Geoffrey M. Voelker and Stefan Savage},
 title = {Inferring Internet denial-of-service activity},
 journal = {ACM Trans. Comput. Syst.},
 volume = {24},
 number = {2},
 year = {2006},
 issn = {0734-2071},
 pages = {115--139},
 doi = {http://doi.acm.org/10.1145/1132026.1132027},
 publisher = {ACM Press},
 address = {New York, NY, USA},
 }

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(23:08:06) mikalstill@gmail.com/Gaim: http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/kenya/
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(23:20:16) mikalstill@gmail.com/Gaim: http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/demolition+squid/
(23:22:28) mikalstill@gmail.com/Gaim: http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/mango/
(23:23:37) mikalstill@gmail.com/Gaim: http://weebls-stuff.com/toons/cucumbers
(23:26:07) mikalstill@gmail.com/Gaim: http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/dear+weebl/
(23:27:13) mikalstill@gmail.com/Gaim: http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/giraffe/
(23:28:52) mikalstill@gmail.com/Gaim: http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/space+is+fun/

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The Boner Theory of Economics also predicts that in the long run -- perhaps in a few hundred years -- the military will be 100% gay men. This is the best case scenario for taxpayers because it will keep down costs, and recruiting will be easy.

Recruiter: "We can't afford to give you body armor, but you'll be surrounded by young, vital men who are a long way from home. Would you like a tour of the showers?"

Recruit: "Yes, but I can't stand up right away."

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