[aus-dotnet] Error Haiku

[Anton Felich]

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I thought you guys might appreciate this one... I like the 'your file
was so big' one :)



In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft
error 
messages with Haiku poetry messages. They're used to communicate a
timeless 
message, often achieving a wistful, yearning and powerful insight
through 
extreme brevity. Here are 16 actual error messages from Japan,
enjoy.......

Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.

Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too
much.

Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your 
screams.

The Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist.

Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that.

Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But, now it is gone.

Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is
down.

A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone.

Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has 
occurred.

You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not
here.

Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, but we never will.

Having been erased, the document you're seeking must now be retyped.

Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both blank.


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